User:Wizard

Behold the wizard. Beware his powers. Unspeakable powers. Under the gaze of the necromancer. A silver staircase starts to rise. People stand on it and marvel at the power shooting from his eyes. Cold food becomes hot again, When his spell unfolds With a mere wave of his hand, his hot dog will explode! In the presence of the wizard, Traffic will stop at his will. He can cross the street, no problem, as the cars bow down in front of him. Channels on the TV change. He's still in his chair. He is the wizard! The mystical wizard!